ok, tonight, a potential MN governor candidate, a certain mr. jonathon sharkey, was brought to my attention. upon careful deliberation, i have to decided to break my political apathy and start a full-fledged campaign in support of this man:

Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey is running for governor in the state of Minnesota. not only is mr. sharkey a revolutionary politician, he was also a former boxer, professional wrestler (rocky flash), a sanguinarian vampyre, and a hecate witch named lord ares. jonathon's political reformation brings the 'firm but fair' punishment of impaling back into this century. mr. sharkey plans to run for president in 2009.

i ask for your help in this campaingn.
to show your support, please join my blog: Jonathon Sharkey for President
quotable jonathon sharkey quotes:
I was questioned about checks and balances. As some of you know, my Vampyre/Witch and even Demonic Powers are very strong.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.
I will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better yet, Impalement.
I met a girl who was totally taken by me and who I was. She was hot and sexy, so I drove her home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I hadn't seen since 1970.
I will not attack an innocent person through my hatred. I prefer to use the blessings and gifts that come from Vampyrism and WitchCraft to attack those who prey on the innocent.
Without a doubt, I am a strong believer and supporter of Impalement for terrorists and criminals.
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